We had a great time reading your captions for our last ‘Caption this‘ post, so we have decided to make this a regular feature on the blog. However, now there is a bit more at stake! After every Revolution home game, we will choose one photo to be captioned from the match for a ‘Caption This’ contest. The winner will be chosen by our internal panel of judges and will receive an autographed 5″x7″ Revolution player card. We’ll kick things off with an autographed Jay Heaps player card!
RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (June 2) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 3 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).
So good luck, be creative and have fun!

Photo: Keith Nordstrom
















48 comments
Byron James says:
June 1, 2009 at 11:22 am (UTC -5)
“I’m the father!?”
Brian says:
June 1, 2009 at 11:26 am (UTC -5)
Wells Thompson is still on this team? HOW?!?!???!?
Kwan says:
June 1, 2009 at 11:32 am (UTC -5)
If I continue looking surprised, maybe he won’t find me.
John Bagley says:
June 1, 2009 at 11:36 am (UTC -5)
Hear no Evil
Geoff says:
June 1, 2009 at 11:38 am (UTC -5)
Referee: “I’m sorry, Jay. I didn’t say ‘Referee Says’. Now go put on the orange jersey and sit with the other eliminated players behind you…”
Fabio A says:
June 1, 2009 at 11:39 am (UTC -5)
“Heee!!? Ho my god! I forgot turn off the iron!!!”
Luis Manuel says:
June 1, 2009 at 11:44 am (UTC -5)
God! Why!!?… The referee run faster than me!
Nancy says:
June 1, 2009 at 11:58 am (UTC -5)
why is coach letting Twellman play ??
KenzoNH says:
June 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm (UTC -5)
Whoa!!! Ice cream headache!
Brian says:
June 1, 2009 at 12:03 pm (UTC -5)
I forgot that you’re not allowed to do that!
Tim B says:
June 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm (UTC -5)
The boys on the bench: “Oh no! What is Jay going to say THIS time.”
Edward says:
June 1, 2009 at 12:41 pm (UTC -5)
“The Jonas Brothers JUST canceled their concert date at Gillette Stadium?!”
Adam says:
June 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm (UTC -5)
The force is strong with Jay. “I did not commit the foul, you were going to give us a PK.”
John S says:
June 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm (UTC -5)
did i turn off the iron
Katy says:
June 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm (UTC -5)
Is my hair still on?
Greg says:
June 1, 2009 at 1:16 pm (UTC -5)
Taylor, you have to run like this if you don’t want to get injured!
robert tatem says:
June 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm (UTC -5)
Honestly ref, sir, I didn’t steal the ball. I thought the other guy was finished playing with it.
Greg says:
June 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm (UTC -5)
Ref, how can you call a handball? My hands have been superglued to my head the whole game!
cammiev says:
June 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm (UTC -5)
But I’m not ready for my close-up!
Lisa says:
June 1, 2009 at 2:54 pm (UTC -5)
Oh My God i forgot to pass the ball
matt says:
June 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm (UTC -5)
why wont’t this referee just leave me alone so i can play soccer, he’s ruining everything.
Sarah says:
June 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm (UTC -5)
I could have had a V-8!
Carmel Kearns says:
June 1, 2009 at 3:21 pm (UTC -5)
” Jesus, ref, please don’t shoot me with those guns!”
Stacy James says:
June 1, 2009 at 3:22 pm (UTC -5)
But you told me before the game i could have it there’s no takeback’s
Carmel Kearns says:
June 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm (UTC -5)
“Could you not have gotten a shirt to fit those guns, ref?”
Paulo Simoes says:
June 1, 2009 at 4:02 pm (UTC -5)
J. Heaps-”Oh my God, Steve Nicol is putting in Taylor Twellman (TT) we’re going to win this one!
backseat says:
June 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm (UTC -5)
Duke lost to Villanova!?!
Deb1 says:
June 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm (UTC -5)
Oh my god this guys pecks are huge. Do they check refs for steroids?
Bonuela says:
June 1, 2009 at 6:10 pm (UTC -5)
The ball is supposed to go in the net???
CJM1188 says:
June 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm (UTC -5)
“No more LeBron puppet commericials!!!”
Dawn says:
June 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm (UTC -5)
…..Hey Macarena!!!
john russell says:
June 1, 2009 at 6:43 pm (UTC -5)
Susan Boyle lost! What?
Kim Russell says:
June 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm (UTC -5)
How can Kate leave Jon?
Matt Russell says:
June 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm (UTC -5)
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Dawn says:
June 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm (UTC -5)
Ahhhh….. stop the voices in my head!!!!
Danielle Newhall says:
June 1, 2009 at 7:19 pm (UTC -5)
“What do you mean Santa isn’t real! LIES”
Charlie says:
June 1, 2009 at 7:42 pm (UTC -5)
Oh no! I just realized I forgot to wear my athletic supporter.
Bob says:
June 1, 2009 at 8:40 pm (UTC -5)
Ref rushes to assist Heaps after passing record kidney stone
Amy says:
June 1, 2009 at 8:43 pm (UTC -5)
After that call I’d expect a brick…but Jay is full of soccer
Gary says:
June 1, 2009 at 9:54 pm (UTC -5)
Revolution defender Jay Heaps attempts to inbound his head instead of the ball!
Susan F says:
June 1, 2009 at 10:26 pm (UTC -5)
NO! I will not take a penalty kick! I won’t do it, I won’t do it!
DM says:
June 2, 2009 at 7:00 am (UTC -5)
Oh no….don’t reach for the pocket!!!!
Bill says:
June 2, 2009 at 8:41 am (UTC -5)
… A YELLOW CARD ?? !!! That’s it, I will do the MACARENA DANCE until you take it back !!!
CindyC says:
June 2, 2009 at 9:51 am (UTC -5)
And after 3 billion votes, your new American Idol is…. Matt Reis!
Katy says:
June 2, 2009 at 10:06 am (UTC -5)
Oh no! Taylor forgot his shorts!
Mike R says:
June 2, 2009 at 4:03 pm (UTC -5)
Look at those Rev Girls!
John Kearns says:
June 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm (UTC -5)
“La la la la I’m not listening,ref la la la la!
Aaron says:
June 3, 2009 at 9:32 am (UTC -5)
“If I can’t hear you, you can’t hear me.”