Caption This – Contest!

After an awesome win last night for the Revolution, we bring you a photo of all three record-setters for this week’s caption contest. This week’s prize is an autographed Matt Reis 5″x7″ player card!

So, good luck and have fun captioning!

RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (June 9) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 10 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).

Caption This!


  1. Prairie says:

    It was on sale at TJ Maxx!

  2. Matt Gargas says:

    Twellmam – “I would so score on you…”

  3. Gerald says:

    “You want Angel’s jersey, guys? You’re gonna have to arm wrestle for it.”

  4. Cam Cullen says:

    Hi, my name is Juan Pablo Angel. Matt Reis is my idol, so I shaved my head too.

  5. matt says:

    matt reis – “this was our night guys, taylors buying”

  6. Tricia says:

    What nobody wanted your shirts? Or are you posting them on e-bay?

  7. Edward says:

    “Hey guys, check out the jersey I bought on ebay! The description said game worn but it’s just like new!”

  8. Lee says:

    Twellman – “Even I don’t wear a shirt that tight!”

  9. Dan L. says:

    Angel’s goal scoring drought explained.

  10. scott says:

    Twellman says: “Hey Angel, Mr. Clean called, he wants his look back”

  11. Bob says:

    We may dream of a team of Matt Reis, but apparently NY has genetically crafted one.

  12. Mike says:

    The fallen “Angel”

  13. Bonuela says:

    Red Bull gives you (Angel) wings, Reis takes them away.

  14. robert tatem says:

    If we were strikers we would have 100 goals as well.

  15. jeanne tatem says:

    Hey guys I traded this jersey for a bottle of Tylenol.

  16. Adam says:

    Twellman=It’s funny Angel, you look a lot like Matt.

  17. Fran says:

    Reis – “Does this shirt make me look like a loser?”

    Twellman and Heaps – “Well… yes”

  18. Jim says:

    Matt’s an a-e-a-e-a-e-gel yah, made every save to-niiiiiii-eyeeeeeeee-aight.

  19. Hope says:

    “Hey guys, does this tight make me look like the ref from last week’s match?”

  20. Mongo says:

    Reis – “Hey guys, congratulations on figuring out how to post your comments on the blog instead of on our facebook page!”

  21. Selena says:

    Shutouts – 50, Goals – 100, Games played – 300. Being on the pitch with guys you can count on … priceless

  22. Kate says:

    Jay to Matt: “You are so pretty.”
    Matt to Jay: “No you’re way prettier.”
    Taylor: “Hey guys! I’m the prettiest!”

  23. Frank S. says:

    No wonder Red Bull couldn’t score, their star forward is Luis Fangoso in disguise!!!

  24. Parker says:

    TnT: “Matty, Jay thinks because 300 is twice 50 plus 100 that Kraft will offer him double our combined salaries next year!?”

  25. Greg says:

    Red Rover, Red Rover, we dare Taylor to come over…..
    {Hey Jay, he can’t break through this iron grip of ours can he?}

  26. oneword says:

    “I told you bright cleats help you score”.

  27. Mike R says:

    TT: “Wherever there are 100 goals, you will find us.”

    Jay: “Wherever there are 300 appearances, we’ll be there.”

    Matt: “Wherever the 50 clean sheets are threatened, you will find…”

    All: “The Three Amigos!”

    Matt: “Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!”

  28. Paige S says:

    my goalkeeping is all because i’m an angel…

  29. Mike says:

    Reis – “I thought the game would be closer with me starting as their forward. Guess I was wrong.”

  30. Charlie says:

    Joy Buzzer!

  31. Lisa says:

    Twellman= I love your eye color its cute

    Jay To Matt= ohhh i have the same eye color we rock!!!!!

  32. Susan says:

    “told ya we’d all get to dance tonight!

  33. Danielle Newhall says:

    Reis-”Welcome to the Gun show”

  34. Ben says:

    Fran better win.

  35. James says:

    is this the part where we trade record jerseys?

  36. Brenda says:

    I felt bad he could not beat me from the front, so I put his name on my back.

  37. Kwan Ng says:

    Reis: The Red Bulls haven’t scored an away goal all season, I’ve decided they need help so I’ll be masquerading as Juan from now on. I fit his jersey, same hair style, and I’m better at scoring goals.

  38. JT says:


  39. Revs Fan says:

    Matt – “I eat stuff like Angel for breakfast.”

  40. The Duke says:

    Apparently everyone in the league dreams of a team of Matt Reis.

  41. Garrett says:

    Jay: What are you wearing?

    Matt: I saw it in a dumpster, figured I’d try it on.

    Taylor: Dumpster? There’s only one place that shirt belongs, and that’s up in flames.

  42. Tim says:

    Matt: Jay, nice of you to score one in the right net for a change!

    Jay: No problem, someone had to show size extra small how it’s supposed to be done.

    Taylor: Your just jealous because the Revs Girls are checking me out right now. Don’t look! Don’t look!

  43. Tru says:

    Matt Reis “no no nooo im not really on the Red Bulls im just trying to get some free drinks! I rather die and become a real ANGEL!”

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