After a great start to the 2009 SuperLiga campaign for the Revs, we bring you yet another Caption contest! Rookie defender Darrius Barnes is once again the photo subject, so this week’s prize will be an autographed Darrius Barnes player card.
Good luck and have fun captioning!
RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (June 23) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 24 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).
28 comments
Tatiana Torres says:
June 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm (UTC -5)
oo that likes it gonna be painful, I hope it doesn’t come this way!
Paige S says:
June 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm (UTC -5)
Must use the force to score….
Byron James says:
June 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm (UTC -5)
Behold! Matt Reis’ soccer-ball tumor!
Fran says:
June 22, 2009 at 12:22 pm (UTC -5)
Coming this summer… Superliga 2009: A story of two soccer players and the goal keeper who came between them.
Mike R says:
June 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm (UTC -5)
Coach told me to keep on my toes, but this is ridiculous
Bob says:
June 22, 2009 at 1:14 pm (UTC -5)
Multi-talented Santos Laguna player traps with the chest, punches with the right.
Adam says:
June 22, 2009 at 1:29 pm (UTC -5)
The Santos Laguna player thinks the new ball looks so good that he wants to kiss it.
Greg says:
June 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm (UTC -5)
“This ball keeps interrupting our ballet practice!”
Bonuela says:
June 22, 2009 at 1:41 pm (UTC -5)
Santos Player: I will huff and puff and blow the ball in.
Barnes: That is a scary smell!
Reis: Just hold your breath like I am.
Charlie says:
June 22, 2009 at 2:11 pm (UTC -5)
Shall we dance, da, da, da, da.
Jose Polanco says:
June 22, 2009 at 2:28 pm (UTC -5)
Santos: La Paro de pecho
Barnes: What he say?
Reis: I don’t now, no hablo Espanol
James Perry says:
June 22, 2009 at 2:53 pm (UTC -5)
The ball was infected with swine flu????? No way Im touching that then!!!!
Garrett says:
June 22, 2009 at 2:57 pm (UTC -5)
2 shiny heads and the Santos Laguna player has enough hair to cover them both.
paulo says:
June 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm (UTC -5)
“oh no you dont. You aint going Ricky Ricardo on my watch amigo”
oneword says:
June 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm (UTC -5)
Reis: Should i even tell them i’m gonna get the ball or just let ‘em collide?…
NFLPatriot says:
June 22, 2009 at 4:35 pm (UTC -5)
Osei, can you see? This guy’s gonna score…
Cam Cullen says:
June 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm (UTC -5)
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
Danielle Newhall says:
June 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm (UTC -5)
The ball-”There’s no need to fight over me”
Ellen says:
June 22, 2009 at 9:12 pm (UTC -5)
That better not be a Super Loogie coming my way!
Ed says:
June 22, 2009 at 10:55 pm (UTC -5)
“Look Ma, no hands!”
Jon says:
June 22, 2009 at 11:32 pm (UTC -5)
Barnes: Stevie told me that the Mexican’s were good on the ball but I didn’t know that they could hold it in the air with their breath!
Evan says:
June 23, 2009 at 8:59 am (UTC -5)
“I ain’t touchin’ it!”
Tim says:
June 23, 2009 at 11:42 am (UTC -5)
I know I’m supposed to keep my eye on the ball, but those stripes don’t flatter him at all.
Gerald says:
June 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm (UTC -5)
Darrius thinking: “Okay, so that was Santos’ third touch of the ball in front of the goal so I have about eight more touches before I have to start worrying about them actually getting around to taking a shot.”
kenny says:
June 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm (UTC -5)
Barnes: “Why can’t he just kick that ball out of bounds so I can throw it in across the whole field?
Frank S. says:
June 23, 2009 at 3:36 pm (UTC -5)
¡Mi dios! ¿El truco de la bola de flotación que sorprende!?
Parker says:
June 23, 2009 at 3:38 pm (UTC -5)
“Hey ‘Keep … I know I’m a rookie and all … but how does he get the ball to hover like that!?”
nancy says:
June 24, 2009 at 8:43 am (UTC -5)
Barnes:
I know mom always said youngest goes first, but, mom I’d rather let Reis get this one !