Caption This – Contest!

After a great start to the 2009 SuperLiga campaign for the Revs, we bring you yet another Caption contest! Rookie defender Darrius Barnes is once again the photo subject, so this week’s prize will be an autographed Darrius Barnes player card.

Good luck and have fun captioning!

RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (June 23) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 24 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).

Caption This!


  1. Tatiana Torres says:

    oo that likes it gonna be painful, I hope it doesn’t come this way!

  2. Paige S says:

    Must use the force to score….

  3. Byron James says:

    Behold! Matt Reis’ soccer-ball tumor!

  4. Fran says:

    Coming this summer… Superliga 2009: A story of two soccer players and the goal keeper who came between them.

  5. Mike R says:

    Coach told me to keep on my toes, but this is ridiculous

  6. Bob says:

    Multi-talented Santos Laguna player traps with the chest, punches with the right.

  7. Adam says:

    The Santos Laguna player thinks the new ball looks so good that he wants to kiss it.

  8. Greg says:

    “This ball keeps interrupting our ballet practice!”

  9. Bonuela says:

    Santos Player: I will huff and puff and blow the ball in.
    Barnes: That is a scary smell!
    Reis: Just hold your breath like I am.

  10. Charlie says:

    Shall we dance, da, da, da, da.

  11. Jose Polanco says:

    Santos: La Paro de pecho
    Barnes: What he say?
    Reis: I don’t now, no hablo Espanol

  12. James Perry says:

    The ball was infected with swine flu????? No way Im touching that then!!!!

  13. Garrett says:

    2 shiny heads and the Santos Laguna player has enough hair to cover them both.

  14. paulo says:

    “oh no you dont. You aint going Ricky Ricardo on my watch amigo”

  15. oneword says:

    Reis: Should i even tell them i’m gonna get the ball or just let ‘em collide?…

  16. NFLPatriot says:

    Osei, can you see? This guy’s gonna score…

  17. Cam Cullen says:

    Clowns to the left of me,
    Jokers to the right, here I am,
    Stuck in the middle with you.

  18. Danielle Newhall says:

    The ball-”There’s no need to fight over me”

  19. Ellen says:

    That better not be a Super Loogie coming my way!

  20. Ed says:

    “Look Ma, no hands!”

  21. Jon says:

    Barnes: Stevie told me that the Mexican’s were good on the ball but I didn’t know that they could hold it in the air with their breath!

  22. Evan says:

    “I ain’t touchin’ it!”

  23. Tim says:

    I know I’m supposed to keep my eye on the ball, but those stripes don’t flatter him at all.

  24. Gerald says:

    Darrius thinking: “Okay, so that was Santos’ third touch of the ball in front of the goal so I have about eight more touches before I have to start worrying about them actually getting around to taking a shot.”

  25. kenny says:

    Barnes: “Why can’t he just kick that ball out of bounds so I can throw it in across the whole field?

  26. Frank S. says:

    ¡Mi dios! ¿El truco de la bola de flotación que sorprende!?

  27. Parker says:

    “Hey ‘Keep … I know I’m a rookie and all … but how does he get the ball to hover like that!?”

  28. nancy says:

    I know mom always said youngest goes first, but, mom I’d rather let Reis get this one !

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