Caption This – Contest!

Hey everyone – after last night’s win over Atlas, we are back with another caption contest! Before we start, we just want to give a quick shout to last week’s winner for the caption, “Coming this summer… Superliga 2009: A story of two soccer players and the goal keeper who came between them.

We have not yet heard back from you – so if this is your caption – please check the e-mail account you entered the contest with for a notification from us.

Onto this week’s contest. We figured with Jay Heapsrecent callup to the U.S. Men’s National Team for the CONCACAF Gold Cup that we would honor him in this space as well. As you all know, Jay is one of the most intense players in MLS and this photo truly captures his intensity. The prize this week will be none other than a Jay Heaps autographed player card.

We won’t have another contest after this until July 13, so make this one count! Good luck!

RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (June 30) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, July 1 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).

If you’d like to see a full-sized version for the full effect, click here (opens in new window).


  1. Paige S says:

    Omg! A spider….on…your…back!!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!

  2. jeanne tatem says:

    (Heaps) “Hey Kid, That’s my ball. You touch it and I’ll tell my coach; and he can beat your coach”

  3. Farms says:

    (Heaps) Hey, your hair is bettter than mine!!

  4. oneword says:


  5. CindyC says:

    Can you say “Botox” gone wrong?

  6. Adam says:

    Jay teaches the Atlas player the Heimlich Maneuver while juggling a ball on his head. “You must hold your face just like this to show your concern for the chocking victim” -Jay

  7. Garrett says:

    Jay and the Atlas player are having an all-out breath-holding contest. Jay has focus, or something sour, showing on his face as he throws the first punch.

  8. Amanda says:

    (heaps) “No Atlas, NO SWIPING THATS MY BALL!”

  9. c says:

    I was just making sure he didn’t fall backwards

  10. Kate says:

    Jay: “Don’t look now, but a ball is about to hit you in the face!”

  11. Susan F says:

    ooohhh that hurt………thanks goodness I already have three kids

  12. Sean says:

    I can definitely do a better “monkey” immitation than you!

  13. Joanne T. says:

    Hey…..don’t make faces at my friends in section 107!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Greg says:

    You think I would make a good massage therapist when I retire? What’s too hard? It can’t hurt THAT much. We do this all the time on the Revolution. Don’t hold your breath either.

  15. Lisa says:

    (Heaps) TOUCH the BALL !! I Dare You!!!!!! GET A PENALTY IF Not imma punch YOU In The Back!!!

  16. robert tatem says:

    (Heaps) “Keep your eyes open when you make an ugly face”

  17. Cam Cullen says:

    I’m not going to throw up, I am not going to throw up….

  18. Revs Fan says:

    He’s gonna puke… If youre gonna spew… spew into this!

  19. Bonuela says:

    Breathe damn you. BREATHE!!!

  20. Liz Newhall says:

    I may be little and cute, but I will take you down!!

  21. Gerald says:

    My dragon-style kung fu beats your tiger-style!

  22. Kwan Ng says:

    Haha. It’s funny ’cause he looks funny!

  23. John says:


  24. Julia says:

    When you’re diving, hold your breath. It’s more believable that way.

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