Hey everyone – after last night’s win over Atlas, we are back with another caption contest! Before we start, we just want to give a quick shout to last week’s winner for the caption, “Coming this summer… Superliga 2009: A story of two soccer players and the goal keeper who came between them.”
We have not yet heard back from you – so if this is your caption – please check the e-mail account you entered the contest with for a notification from us.
Onto this week’s contest. We figured with Jay Heaps‘ recent callup to the U.S. Men’s National Team for the CONCACAF Gold Cup that we would honor him in this space as well. As you all know, Jay is one of the most intense players in MLS and this photo truly captures his intensity. The prize this week will be none other than a Jay Heaps autographed player card.
We won’t have another contest after this until July 13, so make this one count! Good luck!
RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (June 30) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, July 1 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).

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24 comments
Paige S says:
June 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm (UTC -5)
Omg! A spider….on…your…back!!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!
jeanne tatem says:
June 29, 2009 at 12:05 pm (UTC -5)
(Heaps) “Hey Kid, That’s my ball. You touch it and I’ll tell my coach; and he can beat your coach”
Farms says:
June 29, 2009 at 12:32 pm (UTC -5)
(Heaps) Hey, your hair is bettter than mine!!
oneword says:
June 29, 2009 at 12:32 pm (UTC -5)
HULK SMASH!!!
CindyC says:
June 29, 2009 at 12:54 pm (UTC -5)
Can you say “Botox” gone wrong?
Adam says:
June 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm (UTC -5)
Jay teaches the Atlas player the Heimlich Maneuver while juggling a ball on his head. “You must hold your face just like this to show your concern for the chocking victim” -Jay
Garrett says:
June 29, 2009 at 1:32 pm (UTC -5)
Jay and the Atlas player are having an all-out breath-holding contest. Jay has focus, or something sour, showing on his face as he throws the first punch.
Amanda says:
June 29, 2009 at 4:11 pm (UTC -5)
(heaps) “No Atlas, NO SWIPING THATS MY BALL!”
c says:
June 29, 2009 at 4:22 pm (UTC -5)
I was just making sure he didn’t fall backwards
Kate says:
June 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm (UTC -5)
Jay: “Don’t look now, but a ball is about to hit you in the face!”
Susan F says:
June 29, 2009 at 5:36 pm (UTC -5)
ooohhh that hurt………thanks goodness I already have three kids
Sean says:
June 29, 2009 at 7:47 pm (UTC -5)
I can definitely do a better “monkey” immitation than you!
Joanne T. says:
June 29, 2009 at 8:34 pm (UTC -5)
Hey…..don’t make faces at my friends in section 107!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greg says:
June 29, 2009 at 9:13 pm (UTC -5)
You think I would make a good massage therapist when I retire? What’s too hard? It can’t hurt THAT much. We do this all the time on the Revolution. Don’t hold your breath either.
Lisa says:
June 29, 2009 at 11:08 pm (UTC -5)
(Heaps) TOUCH the BALL !! I Dare You!!!!!! GET A PENALTY IF Not imma punch YOU In The Back!!!
robert tatem says:
June 30, 2009 at 9:34 am (UTC -5)
(Heaps) “Keep your eyes open when you make an ugly face”
Cam Cullen says:
June 30, 2009 at 11:37 am (UTC -5)
I’m not going to throw up, I am not going to throw up….
Revs Fan says:
June 30, 2009 at 11:57 am (UTC -5)
He’s gonna puke… If youre gonna spew… spew into this!
Bonuela says:
June 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm (UTC -5)
Breathe damn you. BREATHE!!!
Liz Newhall says:
June 30, 2009 at 2:16 pm (UTC -5)
I may be little and cute, but I will take you down!!
Gerald says:
June 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm (UTC -5)
My dragon-style kung fu beats your tiger-style!
Kwan Ng says:
June 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm (UTC -5)
Haha. It’s funny ’cause he looks funny!
John says:
July 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm (UTC -5)
FALCON PUNCH!
Julia says:
July 3, 2009 at 2:04 pm (UTC -5)
When you’re diving, hold your breath. It’s more believable that way.