Caption This – Contest!

Hey everyone – after a few weeks off, we’re back with another caption contest. We have a new subject this time around, with Revs’ rookie defender Kevin Alston taking center stage. Leave your captions in the comments section and our winner will walk away with a signed Kevin Alston player card!

RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (July 14) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, July 15 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).


  1. Peter olson says:

    And now they are finishing off their routine with the deadly “Iron Lotus” move.

  2. Deb1 says:

    A one, a two, a three and kick. Where’s the rest of the line?

  3. Lisa Urizandi says:

    Finally ,The Revs get their own cheerleaders

  4. Michael says:

    “Come see NE Revolution star Kevin Alston perform in ‘The Nutcracker’ this Christmas season!!!”

  5. Sam says:

    Don’t try this at home, I’m a professional.

  6. Garrett says:

    Ref: Nice form. It’s an 8 from me. Piers?

  7. Denis says:

    Word of advice Kevin: Just leave the ruby slippers where they lie.

  8. Jon says:

    Good seats still available. Good seats still available…

  9. Michele says:

    His cartwheel has nothing on my high kick.

  10. DaveH says:

    The Crane, use THE CRANE Danielsan!

  11. scott howard says:

    this is the newest member to the radio city music hall rockettes.

  12. Edward says:

    After the High School Musical brand had run its course, the actors were left no choice but to show off their dancing and singing skills in unconventional places.

  13. scott howard says:

    the rockettes are now part of mls i see.

  14. Celine says:

    Hey Mate…watch out for the wedding tackle!!!

  15. Scott says:

    The Rockettes are kicking higher than usual!

  16. Hope says:

    You put your right foot in, you take your right foot, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about…

  17. Steve says:

    The Miracle of Birth

  18. Paulo Simoes says:

    “I’m like a bird, I only fly away”

  19. Brian says:

    Nuts! Nuts!

  20. Alexa says:

    A classic example of what happens when an opponent believes they are worthy of wearing the same cleats as the NE Revolution back line.

  21. Dawn says:

    Twister on the soccer field..left foot green, both hands green

  22. Mike says:

    Half time entertainment featuring the Rockettes!

  23. Erica says:

    When cheerleaders go on strike…

  24. Ann Marie Sullivan says:

    Hi Billy Mays here and with the Newest Exercise Sensation! NOW ON Home Video…..Pilates with Kevin Alston! Only 4 payments of $ 19.95! ORDER NOW!

  25. CindyC says:

    I believe I can fly, I believe I can… kick really, really high! Take that you shoe copier!

  26. Julia says:

    Taking the YMCA to a whole new level…

  27. Matt says:

    Rookie Kevin “Alston” shows that he has an “Allstar” kick!

  28. Julie says:

    Damn banana peel!!

  29. JAY RICE says:


  30. Greg says:

    This is the only way to scare off that blurry referee!

  31. Jill says:

    Look Mom, no hands!

  32. Bruce says:

    a Boston Ballet perfect pas de deux

  33. Lisa says:

    1…2…3…4.. GO REVS GO !!!!!!!
    1….2…3…4.. LOSE Wizards LOSE!!!!!!

  34. Barbara Murray says:

    No you go left and I go right. We won’t get the gold if you can get this move down!

  35. Judy says:

    Richard Simmons has nothing on me!!

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