Hey everyone – after a few weeks off, we’re back with another caption contest. We have a new subject this time around, with Revs’ rookie defender Kevin Alston taking center stage. Leave your captions in the comments section and our winner will walk away with a signed Kevin Alston player card!
RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (July 14) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, July 15 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).

















35 comments
Peter olson says:
July 13, 2009 at 1:34 pm (UTC -5)
And now they are finishing off their routine with the deadly “Iron Lotus” move.
Deb1 says:
July 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm (UTC -5)
A one, a two, a three and kick. Where’s the rest of the line?
Lisa Urizandi says:
July 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm (UTC -5)
Finally ,The Revs get their own cheerleaders
Michael says:
July 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm (UTC -5)
“Come see NE Revolution star Kevin Alston perform in ‘The Nutcracker’ this Christmas season!!!”
Sam says:
July 13, 2009 at 2:09 pm (UTC -5)
Don’t try this at home, I’m a professional.
Garrett says:
July 13, 2009 at 2:11 pm (UTC -5)
Ref: Nice form. It’s an 8 from me. Piers?
Denis says:
July 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm (UTC -5)
Word of advice Kevin: Just leave the ruby slippers where they lie.
Jon says:
July 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm (UTC -5)
Good seats still available. Good seats still available…
Michele says:
July 13, 2009 at 3:06 pm (UTC -5)
His cartwheel has nothing on my high kick.
DaveH says:
July 13, 2009 at 3:09 pm (UTC -5)
The Crane, use THE CRANE Danielsan!
scott howard says:
July 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm (UTC -5)
this is the newest member to the radio city music hall rockettes.
Edward says:
July 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm (UTC -5)
After the High School Musical brand had run its course, the actors were left no choice but to show off their dancing and singing skills in unconventional places.
scott howard says:
July 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm (UTC -5)
the rockettes are now part of mls i see.
Celine says:
July 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm (UTC -5)
Hey Mate…watch out for the wedding tackle!!!
Scott says:
July 13, 2009 at 3:44 pm (UTC -5)
The Rockettes are kicking higher than usual!
Hope says:
July 13, 2009 at 3:46 pm (UTC -5)
You put your right foot in, you take your right foot, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about…
Steve says:
July 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm (UTC -5)
The Miracle of Birth
Paulo Simoes says:
July 13, 2009 at 4:10 pm (UTC -5)
“I’m like a bird, I only fly away”
Brian says:
July 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm (UTC -5)
Nuts! Nuts!
Alexa says:
July 13, 2009 at 4:35 pm (UTC -5)
A classic example of what happens when an opponent believes they are worthy of wearing the same cleats as the NE Revolution back line.
Dawn says:
July 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm (UTC -5)
Twister on the soccer field..left foot green, both hands green
Mike says:
July 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm (UTC -5)
Half time entertainment featuring the Rockettes!
Erica says:
July 13, 2009 at 8:17 pm (UTC -5)
When cheerleaders go on strike…
Ann Marie Sullivan says:
July 13, 2009 at 9:05 pm (UTC -5)
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CindyC says:
July 13, 2009 at 9:19 pm (UTC -5)
I believe I can fly, I believe I can… kick really, really high! Take that you shoe copier!
Julia says:
July 13, 2009 at 10:19 pm (UTC -5)
Taking the YMCA to a whole new level…
Matt says:
July 13, 2009 at 10:35 pm (UTC -5)
Rookie Kevin “Alston” shows that he has an “Allstar” kick!
Julie says:
July 13, 2009 at 10:54 pm (UTC -5)
Damn banana peel!!
JAY RICE says:
July 14, 2009 at 12:23 am (UTC -5)
I WAS TOLD I HAD A “ONE OF A KIND” PAIR OF SHOES. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET UPSET!!
Greg says:
July 14, 2009 at 2:01 am (UTC -5)
This is the only way to scare off that blurry referee!
Jill says:
July 14, 2009 at 9:17 am (UTC -5)
Look Mom, no hands!
Bruce says:
July 14, 2009 at 10:24 am (UTC -5)
a Boston Ballet perfect pas de deux
Lisa says:
July 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm (UTC -5)
1…2…3…4.. GO REVS GO !!!!!!!
1….2…3…4.. LOSE Wizards LOSE!!!!!!
Barbara Murray says:
July 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm (UTC -5)
No you go left and I go right. We won’t get the gold if you can get this move down!
Judy says:
July 20, 2009 at 5:10 pm (UTC -5)
Richard Simmons has nothing on me!!