Caption This – Contest!

Hey everyone – we’re back with another caption contest following last night’s 2-0 win over Chivas USA. If you saw last night’s match, it was clearly a tale of two halves with the first half being not so good for the Revs. There was one highlight though – that being Kheli Dube‘s bicycle kick shot (which unfortunately was off-target, but fun to watch nonetheless). This week’s prize will be none other than a Kheli Dube autographed player card. Good luck and have fun captioning!

RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (July 21) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Wednesday, July 22 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).


  1. kristen says:

    “You all think I was going for a bicycle kick, but I really just wanted to boot Burling in the head. Lucky for me, the ball was there as wel!”

  2. christine says:

    Hey! You’re suppose to catch me not look at the ball!

  3. Brian says:

    “Laaaaaaid back…. with my mind on my money and my money on my mind”

  4. Jana says:

    Gimme an ” h ” !

  5. Bryan says:

    Never do the trust fall exercise with Chivas USA, they have a tendency to get distracted.

  6. ryan says:

    “This is going to hurt when I fall.”

  7. karyn says:

    “I told ya, those team building activities never work!”

  8. Tom says:

    Wow this invisible hammock is really uncomortable

  9. Drew says:

    Light as a feather, stiff as a board

  10. Aaron says:

    Hey mates, have you seen my hammock?

  11. Mark says:

    …and then Kheli Dube fell from the sky…

  12. gary says:

    It is fun to stay at the YMCA!

  13. greg says:

    “I should’ve figured trust falls with the opposing team were a bad idea.”

  14. Fran says:

    Dube trying out for The New England Levitation.

  15. Mark says:

    But meet ground

  16. Tim says:

    If he woulda missed I totally woulda had that!

  17. John says:

    “Now kids, at this point Dube’s left leg should be fully extended to propel his right foot through the ball and down towards the goal-line”

    -Taylor Twellman

  18. Aaron H. says:

    For a split second, Dube lost his concentration and his magic carpet vanished. “$*%@ , he thought to himself.”

  19. Cheryl Amaral says:

    Everybody sing….Kheli Dube was Ku Fu Fighting…

  20. CindyC says:

    This is the new “Dube dance”-try to keep up!

  21. Deb1 says:

    Its great, until you touch ground!

  22. Mike says:

    Look mom, no feet!

  23. Aaron! says:

    Exactly what the Revs need: Another injury just waiting to happen

  24. Gerald says:

    Dube: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

    Morpheus: No, Dube. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.

  25. kris says:

    Attempt at being Taylor Twellman #9827324: FAIL

  26. Craig says:

    “Drop kicks don’t constitute a yellow, right?”

  27. Shawn says:

    Gravity? Pfffftt.

  28. Jill says:

    “I think I can, I think I can…I know I can, but please don’t let me get hurt!!!”

  29. Cindy says:

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Part 2

  30. robert tatem says:

    “I’m flying though the air with the greatest of ease; Oh darn I forgot my trapeze”

  31. Bob says:

    “Flying is simply the act of throwing yourself at the ground and missing”

  32. ryan says:

    I believe I could fly. AWWWW! Crap no I can’t.

  33. Trevor says:

    I may not be the best striker, but if I cn pull a Freddy Adu bike kick, I’ll be put in the history books! >:D

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