Caption This – Contest!

Hey everyone – back with another caption contest as day two of this 10-day break rolls on. Apologies for the lateness this time around, so we will be extending the contest an extra day. This week’s winner will take home a Kenny Mansally autographed player card! Have fun!

RULES: One entry per person, per e-mail address. Contest ends tomorrow (Aug. 12) at 11:59 P.M. and the winner will be announced on Thursday, August 13 on the blog. Click here for the official rules (PDF).


  1. Erica says:

    Will Armani still want me to model underwear even if they can’t use my face?!

  2. KyRevFan says:

    I would think this is an X-ray of what’s on Beckham’s mind, but it wouldn’t be an MLS ball.

  3. Justin says:

    Balls to the face.

  4. Kevin says:

    Send him back to England where he belongs!!!! Great touch #29!!!!!

  5. Dan Faulkner says:

    Some players take it literal when coaches say “Head the Ball” “Become one with the Ball”

  6. Jim says:

    David…”Smell the Ball” is here.

  7. Mark says:

    Beckham is taking his tattoos a little too seriously. That ball tattoo over his face is pretty realistic.

  8. Danielle Newhall says:

    “Look no Hands!”

  9. Ben Lang says:

    To excel at soccer you must understand the ball. Feel the ball. BE the ball.

  10. Edward says:

    Even the soccer ball was mesmerized by David Beckham’s good looks, stopping midair to admire his perfectly groomed fauxhawk.

  11. sam says:

    The ball is in his face and he still doesnt know how to play.

  12. Dave says:

    Ball meet over celebrated celebrity

  13. Susie says:

    Order your David Beckham Bobble-head doll NOW!

  14. Tyler Pacheco says:

    Beckham, “Be the ball be the ball

  15. Peter says:

    Look ma, no face!

  16. aaron says:

    hopefully victoria gets past the ball mark.

  17. marcos says:

    Look its willferd from cast away! now we know what happen to him after got lost in the ocean.

  18. Karyn says:

    This ball weighs more than my wife.

  19. katie says:

    hey guys look i have a ball in my face my face is num but im gonna feel this in the morning! OUCH!

  20. Nathaniel Litman says:

    Ball Face Beckham!

  21. Robert says:

    Beckham’s new technique for avoiding the paparazzi.

  22. Greg says:

    I’ve heard of “egg on your face” but this is just ridiculous!

  23. soren says:

    You know, you’re right: it does smell lemony fresh!

  24. Mike says:

    Kenny Mansally’s dream come true, David Beckham’s head actually turned into a soccer ball. Now a boot to the face will not get him sent off.

  25. Dustin says:

    I always knew Beckham was an air head.

  26. Adam says:

    Kenny is about to kick Beckham for playing a terrible game of peek-a-boo. Who hides behind a ball? Seriously?

  27. Alan says:

    Look its Goldenballs!!!

  28. DaveB says:

    Mansally demonstrates his amazing “In Your Face” move on Beckham.

  29. itharmil says:

    “in your face” has a totally new meaning…

  30. Garrett says:

    Something tells me Beckham felt sorry for Twellman after that hit.

  31. Morty says:

    In the annual MLS skills competition, Kenny Mansally wins the gold for shooting accuracy. Later, x-rays of Beckham’s head reveal nothing.

  32. Seth Macomber says:

    Mansally ensures that Beckham’s face won’t be in the tomorrow’s newspapers

  33. Mef says:

    Mr. Mansally and Mr. Beckham show off their best dance steps at Studio Gillette, but Mr. Beckham mistakenly thought it was a Masquerade Ball and showed up in his Ball Mask.

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